_Well, we still know what they taste like


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_"I said yes to the drugstore run, no to the back shaving."
A weird and funny remembrance of the just-killed Kozmo delivery service. "Sometimes it seemed like at midnight everyone in New York was hit with a sudden desire to eat ice cream and jerk off."
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_Too delicious for words
A guy registers wallmartcanadasucks.com. Wal-Mart sues. Guy wins. Guy sues Wal-Mart to get them to fork over all the wallmartcanadasucks.x they registered defensively after he registered the .com. Cojones, mi amigo.

UPDATE: I scooped Slashdot and I'm the one that posted this on MeFi. Do I get a cookie? What would constitute a blog-scopping hat trick?
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_Casino lost and found items run the gamut
The staff has examine wadded up tissues left behind in rooms. Eww...
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_I swear all I did was dial 2600


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_Woman Contracts Brain Worm From Taco
Pork, not chicken.
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_Fed Up Resident Prompts Police to Blow Up Car
"Fed up with a commuter car being parked outside your house? Phone the police and they will blow it up for you."
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_Run, it's a radioactive tumbleweed!
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