Tastes Like Chicken


Thursday, September 12, 2002
_Yes, school lunch is still just as grody as you remember it.
Exhibits A and B from the long list of horrors inflicted upon the kids at Waterman Elementary:




Mmm... Be sure to also click through to pictures of the Italian Chicken Sandwich and the Roast Beef Croissant.

No, I will not volunteer to find out if any of these Taste Like Chicken.

Corn dogs?! Man, we really have abandoned the Geneva Conventions, haven't we?


Wednesday, September 11, 2002
_Oaths

The President of the United States of America's Oath of Office
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
The Congressional Oath of Office
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.
The US Armed Forces Officer's Oath
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States, that I make this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office of _ _ _ _ _ upon which I am about to enter, so help me God.
The US Armed Forces Oath of Enlistment
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.
Each of these oaths, for the President, for all Senators and Members of the House, for each member of the military from four star generals to the lowliest grunt, lays out their primary, and frequently sole responsibility: defense of the Constitution of The United States of America. Not to protect my life, not to make me feel safe, not to avenge wrongs, but to defend the Consitution.

Are they doing it?

If you're given to prayer, please pray for each of them to remember their oath, and act on it.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002
_Hey, where'd my watch go?
This page has an amazing bit of video that might just expand the range of things you think human beings can do. I've watched it a dozen times and it still slackens the ol' jaw.

_When Office Supplies Attack




Once again, stolen straight off of Gimboland.


Monday, September 09, 2002

_Rapid Drug Detox
The result: "It's like being a baby. You have to learn everything again," Sachs says. "What do I do to get out of bed?" The drug used to beckon him bright and early. "Figuring out my new daily routine is the hardest thing."