Tastes Like Chicken

Friday, October 11, 2002
_"Mummified" dinosaur

An unusually (uniquely?) well-preserved dinosaur fossil was just unveiled. It reveals three-dimensional impressions of muscles, skin texture, natural bone alignment, even the contents of the animal's stomach down to pollen grains. Pretty damn cool.

Tuesday, October 08, 2002
_I named the dog "Indiana."
"When a son was born five years ago, the Garlands named him David Christopher, so he could share the same initials as DC the family cat." So, Howard, does that mean that your first-born will be "Bojangles" or "Fuzzy?"

Monday, October 07, 2002
_Updating the baseball sex metaphors:
Ball - Tried for a kiss, mistimed and hit her teeth, ear, or car headrest.
Walk - Tried for a feel but got a friendly goodnight kiss instead
Bunt - Accepting a handjob after expecting intercourse
Ground Rule Double - Would have had sex, but no condom, settled for some groping
Error - Called out wrong name

Sunday, October 06, 2002
_Child Sized Pimp Daddy Suit Costumes
I wanted to figure out how many different kinds of wrong this is, but I can't count that high.

Stolen from gammatron