Tastes Like Chicken

Thursday, May 08, 2003
_Frat boy #1 impales frat boy #2 in the head with a fish
The final blow came when one of the fish's inch-long spines got stuck in Sanderson's forehead... "We totally saved the fish, it's in our freezer."

Wednesday, May 07, 2003
_The world's first useful cat

It certainly looks like he needs to adjust his attitude, though. Fucking ingrate.