Tastes Like Chicken
Friday, May 23, 2003
_The BBC reports: "Miracle baby 'grew in liver'"
Oh man that's just freaky.
Thursday, May 22, 2003
_How technology says "Don't touch."
Highly charged clothing.
When charged, the jacket crackles audibly. A pair of slits in the outer lining shows the electric arcs that course across the entire middle layer. It's an impressive display of the jacket's power.
The No-Contact Jacket produces visible and audible electric arcs between two seams on the wearer's upper right shoulder. This visual indicator warns a possible assailant to keep away.
So yeah, that jacket seems great, so long as nobody invents "gloves."
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
_Michael Jackson/Spiderman Lobbies for Taco Bell
Wearing Spider-Man Mask, Jackson Pops Into Congressman's Office
The costumed Jackson had a question for Steve Lavagnino, the deputy director in the new Solvang office of Congressman Elton Gallegly. Jackson asked: "How come Solvang doesn't have any fast food restaurants?"Also, the Department of Redundancy Department presents: Strange smell forces Taco Bell evacuation.
Michael Jackson Hospitalized With Undisclosed Illness
"He has, in some occasions in the past, not eaten when he should," Oxman said.