Tastes Like Chicken

Wednesday, June 04, 2003
_Girls Teach Teen Cyber Gab to FBI Agents
A great article from the Post about the FBI getting schooled by eighth grade girls in what's hot or not.
During the past year, the three have been teaching agents across the country how to communicate just like teenage girls, complete with written quizzes on celebrity gossip and clothing trends and assigned reading in Teen People and YM magazines. The first time the girls gave a quiz, all the agents failed.

"They, like, don't know anything," said Mary, 14, giggling.
Whattaya know, even 14 year old narcs know the FBI is not 31337.