Tastes Like Chicken
Wednesday, September 03, 2003
_Microsoft's new mouse:
"The devices feature both horizontal and vertical scrolling with a single wheel."
Man, could that look any more like a, well, uh, a...
So, I gently rest my finger right about... here. Ooh, that got a reaction didn't it? Hmm, most of the time I should rub it up and down... ah, but every now and then, gently, gently it wants to be rubbed side to side, doesn't it, yes, because it's a naughty little mouse isn't it? Isn't it? Tell me you're a naughty little mouse! TELL ME!