Tastes Like Chicken

Monday, April 25, 2005
_Word of the day: consanguineous

According to Merriam-Webster, it means "of the same blood or origin; specifically : descended from the same ancestor."

That's a cool word. Too bad about the cousin-fuckers in the article:
Andrews [him] collects disability payments from the government. Amrhein [her] works at the courtesy desk at Wal-Mart.

"I tell people I married her for the health benefits and the Wal-Mart discount card," Andrews said, only half-joking...

And don't ask her about eating groundhog. "It smells like a pork chop frying. Tastes like chicken," he said, helpfully.

Six years ago, he proposed to her at the jewelry case in Wal-Mart after they spied a pair of wedding bands on sale.
If I get a tough-guy skull-pattern do rag, can I live off government disability payments, too? Please?